officer funny t-shirt FIELD NOTES // Officer

You've heard it a hundred times — now wear it like a badge. This tee is for every officer who's been handed the world’s worst excuses with a straight face. Bold, distressed caution-print for the stories that make the squad room shake with laughter.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• Durable cotton blend built for long shifts and bad alibis

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• Distressed yellow stencil print, like a real warning sign

• Unisex fit for on-duty sarcasm or off-duty laughs

• Part of our Everyday Collection — gear for the stories only cops understand

Made just for you, not the landfill.

We print every item when you order it — not before. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it helps eliminate waste and keeps our drops tight, clean, and low B.S. Thanks for backing the mission.

officer funny t-shirt